« Do you look like your avatar ?
The brick testament : a new way to read the Bible? »

iGod : chatting with God?

iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat
If God existed, he would sound smarter. Here is my conversation with iGod.

Me:
sorry
God:
There’s no need to apologize.

Me:
thanks
God:
Don’t mention it.

Me:
and now ?
God:
Oh. But…

Me:
what shall i do
God:
Tell me more about your problems.

Me:
I am only 60 % happy
God:
Don’t be so modest. Do you mean your name is 60 happy.

Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?

Me:
JF
God:
Glad to see you, JF.

Me:
did you not understand about the 60 %

God:
No I didn’t not understand about the 60. What’s it like?

Me:
being 60% happy
God:
Do you mean your name is 60 happy.

Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?

Me:
JF I said already
God:
Perhaps. How are you doing, JF I said.

Me:
You ‘re dumb
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: JF I said said I re dumb.

Me:
no go ahead
God:
OK I will.

Me:
because you’re a machine
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct.

Me:
you’re fake
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

Me:
intelligence is a bit of an overstatement in your case
God:
I think intelligence is more than that.

Me:
not in your case, I am afraid
God:
Where then?

Me:
doh.
God:
Yes Homer?


PS : it really impressed me with this last line.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 19th, 2007 at 6:57 pm and is filed under Things you find on the web. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

9 Responses to “iGod : chatting with God?”

  1. Becca Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 3:09 am

    See, God would know your name. And He’d be able to do percentages.

  2. JFB Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 7:32 am

    And God would not chat like anybody and post lolcats all over the interweb.

  3. chloe Says:
    June 20th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    hey god you ok miss you so much

    Love Ya Chloe x

  4. claire Says:
    July 4th, 2007 at 10:16 am

    hello i do not believe in God because you have no real evidence excpet for the Bible, and how do you know some radom guy hasnt just made it up?

    claire

  5. JFB Says:
    July 4th, 2007 at 9:13 pm

    Bible is the best evidence, of course.

  6. Anonymous Says:
    July 15th, 2007 at 3:42 pm

    ???

  7. Rockstar248 Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 5:53 pm

    ROFL, that was funny, i did what yours said and it was hilarious

  8. hahahahilarious Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 5:58 pm

    heres one other thing to say to it!

    Me:
    excuse you!
    God:
    Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.

  9. hahahahilarious Says:
    August 23rd, 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Me:
    excuse you
    God:
    Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.

    Me:
    what color is your dress
    God:
    My favorite dress is my green one.

    Me:
    what type of dress is it?
    God:
    What are the different types of dress is it ?

    Me:
    there are long dresses, short dresses and mini dresses
    God:
    Where are they?

    Me:
    in your closet or on you
    God:
    Are you asking about my closet or on me?

    Me:
    on you
    God:
    What is it like on me.

    Me:
    I think your dress looks ugly on you
    God:
    Since when? I prefer high-tech fashion.

Leave a Reply