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iGod | Artificial Intelligence Chat
If God existed, he would sound smarter. Here is my conversation with iGod.

Me:
sorry
God:
There’s no need to apologize.

Me:
thanks
God:
Don’t mention it.

Me:
and now ?
God:
Oh. But…

Me:
what shall i do
God:
Tell me more about your problems.

Me:
I am only 60 % happy
God:
Don’t be so modest. Do you mean your name is 60 happy.

Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?

Me:
JF
God:
Glad to see you, JF.

Me:
did you not understand about the 60 %

God:
No I didn’t not understand about the 60. What’s it like?

Me:
being 60% happy
God:
Do you mean your name is 60 happy.

Me:
no
God:
What is your real name?

Me:
JF I said already
God:
Perhaps. How are you doing, JF I said.

Me:
You ‘re dumb
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: JF I said said I re dumb.

Me:
no go ahead
God:
OK I will.

Me:
because you’re a machine
God:
That makes sense to me. You are correct.

Me:
you’re fake
God:
Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.

Me:
intelligence is a bit of an overstatement in your case
God:
I think intelligence is more than that.

Me:
not in your case, I am afraid
God:
Where then?

Me:
doh.
God:
Yes Homer?

PS : it really impressed me with this last line.

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