Windows errors : a best of?

Since I switched to Mac, I don’t get much of these silly software errors.

I think I’m nostalgic… Here’s a small selection of the best Windows has to offer (in terms of errors of course).

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Thanks for protecting my computer (from using IE):

helpprotect.jpg
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This one looks critical:
ouch.jpg
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Double one:

previouserror.gif

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Just close the following application :

office.jpg

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Read carefully :

cannotdelete.jpg
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Think twice : proceed or… delete ?

proceed.jpg

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At least we know the reason :

print.jpg

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Adding 0 printer successfully :
printwindows2.jpg

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Humm..
dreamweaver.jpg

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Wait… :
tipoftheday1.jpg

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Fortunately, everything is now under control with Vista:

vista.jpg

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74 Responses to “Windows errors : a best of?”

  1. Pinksy Says:

    Digg baiting!!

  2. JFB Says:

    As you can see, Digg baiting is not yet an exact science…

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  4. matelot Says:

    microsoft morons

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  6. lame Says:

    I see just 3 Windows errors(Which can easily be attributed to problems caused by other applications by anyone with half a brain). The others are caused by applications running on windows / bad drivers, etc.
    Stop lying.

    >Since I switched to Mac, I don’t get much of these silly software errors.
    If you think Mac applications don’t have bugs, your living in a dream world.

  7. links for 2007-08-21 Says:

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  8. Wren Says:

    I think it is a great article/post. I don’t see why putting together a fun post in hopes of appealing to a large number of people should be looked down on.

  9. IChrisI Says:

    About half of those are program errors rather than OS errors, and some of them are completely reasonable. For example, if a program is missing its Tips file, that’s a rather nice way to let the user know. After all, tips aren’t vital to program function.

    I can see the Dreamweaver one being a debugging thing. It was looking for errors, and didn’t find anything. Since it generated a confirmation dialog, it was probably in response to something user-initiated. “Scan my code for errors.” “We didn’t find any!”

    Again, about half of those aren’t Windows’ fault.

  10. Fiona Says:

    The long one is an unreal error, it posts a full stack trace on a fatal crash for debugging purposes. It doesn’t happen very often.

  11. georg Says:

    there are a lot of “programs” which enable you to produce whichever error message you want to.. i guess a couple of them have been made like that.. whatever

  12. decimal Says:

    at least half of them are fakes…

  13. Dude Says:

    Seriously, about 2 or 3 of those are legitimate, the rest are a mix of photoshops and errors caused by third party software.
    I don’t even like microsoft, I use linux and I enjoy making fun of windows - but only when its stuff thats true.
    And anyway, the one thing I like less than windows is Macs, what a style over substance case!

  14. jimmy Says:

    I totally agree with IChrisI !!

    Maybe 1st and 5th are real windows errors

  15. gilles Says:

    The first one is not about Internet Explorer

    Windows Explorer is the main programe of windows, wich displays the start button, the explorer, the desktop …

  16. Strahil Says:

    I have one…

    http://forums.unibg.org/index.php?automodule=gallery&req=si&img=1230

  17. Nomad Says:

    Hey Stupid

    The first error posted Is not IE (Internet Explorer)
    That’s Windows Explorer, you can find the file In C:\WINDOWS

  18. mgroves Says:

    I think these were all taken from WorseThanFailure: http://worsethanfailure.com/

  19. Anonymous Says:

    Wow, you guys are taking this way too seriously.
    It’s just supposed to be humourous because of the way they look or are worded, etc.
    Stop turning everything into a mac/windows flame war. It didn’t seem to be the author’s intention, why should it be yours?

  20. Triene Says:

    Wow, you guys are taking this way too seriously.
    It’s just supposed to be humourous because of the way they look or are worded, etc.
    Stop turning everything into a mac/windows flame war. It didn’t seem to be the author’s intention, why should it be yours?
    And I agree with Wren, I don’t see why going for mass appeal is a bad thing.

  21. JFB Says:

    Hi Triene,
    Thanks for your nice words. Indeed, it was supposed to be taken with a grain of salt, but I understand it may have irritated a lot of people. Windows against mac always raises controversy, even when it’s caricature.. All rectifications/corrections made to the post are legitimate, that’s the wisdom of crowds.

  22. Pinksy Says:

    I think Wren took my comment too seriously!!

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  24. tTh Says:

    Error message are the salt of computing life.

  25. diggcaballa Says:

    i wouldn’t want to encounter the third error item ever!

  26. Wasatch Software Says:

    Great stuff. Why haven’t I ever encountered these???

  27. poomunkie123 Says:

    lol these are funny. my friend once had an error on windows vista that simply said “something bad happened” we got a screen shot of it but its on his computer, so ill have to ask him to send it to me.

  28. stumbler Says:

    yes windows is rubbish, but what choice do we have? I could get a mac, but I need a computer for more than Photoshop!

  29. Andros Says:

    Its funny how I have never had these errors before.

  30. spooky Says:

    I don’t think Adobe supports OSX anymore. I’m not sure as I use the GIMP and can’t imagine paying $500+ for Photoshop. FS/OSS is better anyway. I do, however, think you HAVE TO HAVE Windows to run Photoshop. What DO you need your computer to do? Unless it’s gaming, you can do it with either OSX or any flavor of Linux just as well as in a Windows environment. And without viruses, spyware, adware… You DO have choices. If you meant it that “windows is rubbish,” then explore the alternatives. Otherwise you’re lying to cover your Windows bias.

  31. it2051229 Says:

    yeah funny i’ve never seen those errors before.. maybe it’s edited

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  42. mrgrey Says:

    Well it’s completely self evident to anyone who knows anything about computers… when you compare windows to mac, Linux wins.
    Apple does to hardware what M$ does to software… restricts it and hides it and tells you, you’re not allowed to play with it. I say f@#k off to both of them!

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  44. gaiaonline Says:

    its funny but i have a windows and its fine only thing is those with the “windows is not responding” thing and the “must close aplication for protection” other wise its fine

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  52. Kari Manninen Says:

    I have seen most of those errors in my XP-PC, plus some more. I can`t understand why some people has to defend faults in a system they haven`t created themselves. I don`have much Mac experienca, so i can`t compare.

  53. hamed Says:

    most of them are not windows errors
    just UI mistakes by application developers

  54. Mr. Arab Says:

    I am very very happy thank you

  55. Mehrdad Says:

    pc error:
    keyboard not found press any key to continue

  56. R Says:

    this error meaning ===> great & good work ===> from microsoft!!!

  57. Ali Says:

    You think that who visit this website agrees these lies . I agree that WINDOWS has some problems but it’s just a grandiosity . isn’t it ?

    from Asia

  58. ha!!! Says:

    wow!!

    very good software ?!!!!!!!!!!!

    only linux

  59. haha Says:

    u bastardsss, u r dirty spies rented by gnu project and u made these holes in our dear windows.
    :))

  60. MxZ Says:

    Oh PLEASE, Chill people!!! it’s just for fun and I laughed A LOT!! Why you take this joy from yourself by fighting over some stupid issues??!! It’s obvious that windows is full of S#@t!!! I’ve seen errors even worse than these!! Just laugh and if you can’t because you like windows, just close firefox/opera (I say this because I KNOW even the people who like windows don’t use IE!!!).

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  62. aagbagoola Says:

    Most of these are program errors and not Windows errors…you can’t blame Windows for 3rd party software errors…

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  66. Ami Says:

    I’ve gotten two of those errors before. I hate the “cannot delete: not enough space” one. Though I would probably start ripping hair out if I ever got, “There was a problem displaying the previous error.”

    Even so, I remain a PC girl. :-)

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  69. Viseo Says:

    You know what is really funny, that people think that osx is better than windows. Why would you think or say that, as they are different in so many ways and i have a mac and a pc and my mac is slower which is a new imac 2.4 dual core with 4gb of ram and the pc is amd dual core 4600+ with 2gb of ram and using Vista O/S. The Mac is hard to look at for long period’s of time as you can’t change the refresh rate or contrast and most small print on the web is a light grey color instead of black which is much easier to read and it looks fuzzy on a mac but not on a pc. And i have crashed osx 10.5.2 a lot.
    So don’t talk unless you really know what you are talking about. And let’s not forget how much software there is for mac vs pc’s. Guess what, more for pc’s a lot more.

  70. not ms employee Says:

    another annoying restriction - you cannot add a non-existing user to the system!
    http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/5617/addingnewusergw8.png

  71. JFB Says:

    Good one, not ms employee…

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  74. xp Says:

    lol almost all are fake, did you know that you can make a error with your notepad? ;D

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