365questions.org

Isn’t it great when your blog’s statistics start generating some content for you ?

Thanks to the new version of Google Analytics, I am now able to find every web search that led to 365questions.

So here are some questions I never intended to answer but that nonetheless some people have been searching on this site.

“Mysterious websites” :
You just found one.

“French dirty” (5 requests) :
Yes. You are right. The French are dirty. Don’t look further. It’s here.

“buy britneys hair” :
This is not eBay. And you may know that she has no more hair. and beware of scams on this one.

“Questions to get to know someone” :
Like “hello, what is your good name?” This you can find out by yourself.

“how to do a handplant on a snowboard”, “what does the clip do on a snowboard?”, “how do u say snowboarding in french?” :
“Sno bored inn” is how we say in French. Just say “Sno”.
Here is the related post for full Snowboard slang.

“how to annoy people” :
Repeat everything someone says as a question. Here is the list.

“snail cannibalism” :
A real taboo. More info here. And if you want to know, I stopped eating snails long ago.

“Easy ways to memorize katakana and hiragana” :
These are easy. Kanjis are the problem.

“the book of spam” :
The evil Bible.

“wow moment” :
everyone has one using windows. here is mine :

“blogs as therapy” :
Yes I am feeling good now. Thanks for the support.

“oklahomo shirt” :
This guy has one.

“paraplegic midgets frollicking in meadows with buttplugs in their ears”:
It’s not from me but I enjoyed quoting it.

“How to make another tamagotchi fall in love with your own”, “how do your tamagotchis have babies”, “Tamagotchi predator”, “ways to kill your tamagotchi” :
OK, do me a favor, take a hammer in the basement and smash your Tamagotchi with it. This is the answer to all above mentioned questions.

“Who is the new leader of China” :
Hu is.

“bad bad server no donut for you”:
That is not a question.

“Reach the end of the internet” :
Nobody has yet. Some believe you get swallowed by a blue monster.

“When to buy a new computer” :
When you reach the end of the internet?

“i want pot” :
I don’t have any.

“electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers” :
Just use a good old tinfoil hat. Different sizes and designs are available.

“Who is a good blogger” :
Hu is not.

“How google existed”:
According to creationnists?

“lmao web speak” :
ROTFLMAO : decipher it here.

“what is a president’s job” :
Presiding.

“what are other people asking on google?”
This is a very vast question…

“who called the police on me” :
I didn’t. But keep googling it.

“Recycling yourself” :
That is a great idea.

“is it possible to learn the language in one year” :
Only if you live in the country.

“is a - in your domain bad”:
Apart from sounding a bit “web 1.0″, it doesn’t hurt..

“how to spell brittany spears” :
OMFG here.

“what is the president’s email address” :
anything@whitehouse.org

“youtube” +”bought” +”why”:
Too much.

“French government for dummies” :
Thanks. But we probably deserve it.

French election “who will win” :
Sarkozy did.

“Why are penguins so popular?”:
Because they don’t suck.

“bin laden dies of aids” :
Did he really ?

“what is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa” :
An acronym probably.

“what is” “zombo.com” :
It’s THE mysterious website you were looking for.

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This post was inspired by Becca’s monthly keyword analysis.

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