Why wear tinfoil hats?

Did you notice this expression that comes more and more in comments lately : “I’ll put on my tin foil hat”.

I didn’t know what it meant. So I googled it.

A “tin foil hat” is a “Practical Mind Control Protection for Paranoids” , in short, a piece of aluminium you use to cover your head to protect against potentially malevolent mind controlling organizations.

It looks like this :

According to AFDB, it’s a :

“type of headwear that can shield your brain from most electromagnetic psychotronic mind control carriers. AFDBs are inexpensive (even free if you don’t mind scrounging for thrown-out aluminium foil) and can be constructed by anyone with at least the dexterity of a chimp (maybe bonobo)

So if you …

Trust the government and social institutions? Feel a lack of control over your life? Experience déjà vu? Want to purchase unneeded products? Have trouble sleeping or sleep too easily? Experience déjà vu? Doubt this book? If you have experienced any of these symptoms, then your mind is being controlled!

Then you might need the book (12.95$ only).

A lot of testimonial are there to garantee efficiency, like this one :

This is an attractive, lightweight AFDB. I hardly know I’m wearing it–in fact, the UPS man came to the door and I had forgotten that I had it on my head. Even though he gave me a strange glance, I felt comfortable knowing that I was undoubtedly protected against any harmful rays he could have been emitting for any sort of nefarious purpose. I also feel safe from alien or governmental satellite rays that are surely bombarding the atmosphere.

Other testimonials from these guys:

They can help you prevent and stop alien abductions :

Since trying the Helmet, I have not been bothered by alien mind control. Now my thoughts are my own. I have achieved meaningful work and am contributing to society. My life is better than ever before.

It can be a fashion accessory too.

But be careful, there is some contreversy on the benefit of using it. Check the MIT experiment :
Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government’s invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

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