Do you speak “snowboard”?
Here is a comprehensive guide to snowboard slang. This can help if you go skiing this winter.
I can’t help but quote a few examples..
a frenchie crip :
someone who thinks they are the best at snowboarding but sucks horribly.a Jesse :
some guy who doesn`t know how to snowboard and says that its gay.A McGookin:
Lazy arsed guy who hates boarding,but has no social life and watches Star Trek,and goes to conventions quite a lot.A Sarah
Some Fat snowboarding chick that can`t do anything, but still thinks she Can.A.D.I.D.A.S
All Day I Dream About SexAndrecht:
A rear handed backside handplant with a front-handed grab.ass grind:
when you go to boardslide a rail, but the board comes out from under you and you slide the rail on your assBeavers, Weasles, and yetties:
a little kid learning how to ski and always cuts u off or gets in ur way when snowboarding!bite the monkey:
when you totally beef off some HUGE air and you do a face plantbodacious:
when something good happens like like getting some sweet air you would say “that was bodacious!!”Boost:
Used in the sentence: He is boosting in the pipe! Or he boosted big on that kicker!busted huge:
you say this after some just did a huge trrick and got really high in the air. for ex. a dude does a rodeo 5 off a huge kicker or in a pipe syou say whoa that dude just busted huge.Crushing nacho:
when u hit your ass against a railDUDE:
THE BASIC WORD FOR ANY BOARDER OR SKATER. THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS WORD IS THAT U CAN USE IT AS MUCH AS U WANT, AND SAY IT ABOUT ANYTHINGFreezing the Koopa:
When you get snow down your pants from sliding head first down the hill.French fry:
some one who really sucks at snowboarding.


November 6th, 2006 at 5:54 pm
Love the list! I’ll have to check out the guide.
May 13th, 2007 at 12:47 pm
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May 5th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
nice list man
only been snowboarding a few times, but hope to go again this winter =)
May 16th, 2008 at 9:33 am
Cool list dude, I love it. I love snowboarding. It rally rocks!
July 30th, 2008 at 3:00 am
hahaha! I like the title - “Do you speak snowboard?”
October 5th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Nice list! Some good ones on there. Love the McGookin one!
October 7th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
And don’t forget Jibber. I’ll let you figure that one out.