Do you speak “snowboard”?

Here is a comprehensive guide to snowboard slang. This can help if you go skiing this winter.

I can’t help but quote a few examples..

a frenchie crip :
someone who thinks they are the best at snowboarding but sucks horribly.

a Jesse :
some guy who doesn`t know how to snowboard and says that its gay.

A McGookin:
Lazy arsed guy who hates boarding,but has no social life and watches Star Trek,and goes to conventions quite a lot.

A Sarah
Some Fat snowboarding chick that can`t do anything, but still thinks she Can.

A.D.I.D.A.S
All Day I Dream About Sex

Andrecht:
A rear handed backside handplant with a front-handed grab.

ass grind:
when you go to boardslide a rail, but the board comes out from under you and you slide the rail on your ass

Beavers, Weasles, and yetties:
a little kid learning how to ski and always cuts u off or gets in ur way when snowboarding!

bite the monkey:
when you totally beef off some HUGE air and you do a face plant

bodacious:
when something good happens like like getting some sweet air you would say “that was bodacious!!”

Boost:
Used in the sentence: He is boosting in the pipe! Or he boosted big on that kicker!

busted huge:
you say this after some just did a huge trrick and got really high in the air. for ex. a dude does a rodeo 5 off a huge kicker or in a pipe syou say whoa that dude just busted huge.

Crushing nacho:
when u hit your ass against a rail

DUDE:
THE BASIC WORD FOR ANY BOARDER OR SKATER. THE GOOD THING ABOUT THIS WORD IS THAT U CAN USE IT AS MUCH AS U WANT, AND SAY IT ABOUT ANYTHING

Freezing the Koopa:
When you get snow down your pants from sliding head first down the hill.

French fry:
some one who really sucks at snowboarding.

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Well I suppose I’m a French Fry.

7 Responses to “Do you speak “snowboard”?”

  1. Dionysus Says:

    Love the list! I’ll have to check out the guide.

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  3. Justin Says:

    nice list man

    only been snowboarding a few times, but hope to go again this winter =)

  4. myfreestyle_08 Says:

    Cool list dude, I love it. I love snowboarding. It rally rocks!

  5. Carla Silvestre Says:

    hahaha! I like the title - “Do you speak snowboard?”

  6. Snowboard UK Says:

    Nice list! Some good ones on there. Love the McGookin one!

  7. Joe Burton AK Says:

    And don’t forget Jibber. I’ll let you figure that one out.

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